An alien, calling himself XX-10, was picked up by the local sheriff of Fentworth County, Montana, on Tuesday, February 28, 1997. "We jest seen him staggerin' along the roadside," Deputy P.B. Franklin explained. "He was sportin' a cowbell 'round his neck and there was fresh blood on his face but he weren't cut none," he added.

When asked what had transpired, Deputy Franklin rubbed his chin and answered, "Well, you see, he looked mighty suspicious and all so we jest pulled over to talk to the boy. That's when he started runnin' an' a' hollerin', "Bigfoot did it! Bigfoot did it!"

"Well, sir, we jumped out of the patrol car and tackled that little feller and brung him in for questionin'", the deputy continued, ". . . and it wasn't till then that we heard tell there'd
been a cattle mutilation on a nearby ranch jest a couple hours previous. So we checked his background and found out he's got a different alias in every cattle-raisin' state in the

union. He was goin' by XX-11 in Texas, XX-12 in Wyomin' . . . well, you get the picture. But I'll guarantee you he ain't a' goin' nowheres now lessin' he goes before the judge first!"

When questioned further, Deputy Franklin added, "What's this world coming to anyways? Everybody knows ol' bigfoot don't eat nothin' but wild berries and tree bark. Sure he likes to scare the livin' crap outta folks once in awhile . . . doesn't everyone? It's a sad state of affairs when some dad-blamed, bug-eyed alien with a head the size of an over-inflated beach ball comes to visit the planet and then takes advantage of our hospitality by eatin' up the damned livestock and placin' the blame on our wildlife!"

This parody is one of many written by DrmJ.
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